You'll Feel Marvey Darling Contest
- Thomas Smugala
- 2 days ago
- 2 min read
Updated: 1 day ago
If self-care were an Olympic sport, you’d be that person waving from the sidelines with a cramp, pajama pants, and the look of deep regret. Have you officially hit that point where you’re asking Grok things like “Is it normal to feel tired all the time?” and “How much caffeine is too much?” and “Why can’t I sleep?” You tell yourself you try to take care of yourself, but between work, life, and pretending you have it all together, you’ve fallen a little behind on, well… YOU. Well, 573 Magazine is coming to your rescue with a new ME Time contest—read on, my weary friends. The 573 never lets you down! If you win this contest, You'll Feel Marvey Darling—promise!

... a cramp, pajama pants, and the look of deep regret.
This contest is your invitation to finally choose you, if you so choose. Time to step away from the chaos and invest in your well-being. That’s why 573 Magazine and Valor Wellness & Longevity Clinic in Farmington are teaming up to give one lucky winner the ultimate reset—a free visit to Valor Wellness dedicated entirely to you.
This isn’t just a break or some scam to get you to buy things—it’s a FREE boost brought to you by the 573. The winner will enjoy a relaxing facial to refresh your tired hide and a B12 injection to help restore some of your lost energy, focus, and vitality. It’s the kind of self-care that actually makes a difference—inside and out.

This contest is a FREE boost brought to you by your trusted friends at 573.
The You'll Feel Marvey Darling Contest is no-strings-attached. Just send us a funny photo of yourself and the reason you deserve to win!
Valor Wellness offers personalized wellness and longevity solutions designed to help you look better, feel better, and live better. They focus on whole-body wellness, combining modern treatments with a supportive, judgment-free environment through guidance and support. Winning this means more than a facial and a B12 boost—it means finally choosing yourself for a change. A reset. A recharge. A reminder that wellness isn’t selfish.

I want in on the You'll Feel Marvey Darling Contest!
To win, all you need to do is send us a funny photo and a sad/funny story about why YOU deserve this free boost to your health at Valor Wellness & Longevity Clinic. Click here to submit for this contest—573 Magazine won’t let you down. You'll feel marvey darling!
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