Americans are bad people. Our economy is a disaster. There's no future for our children. We are destroying the environment. We are all racists. The plague is coming. Driving in to the office this morning, I set the radio on scan as I always do, waiting for the right song to come on. I have a varied taste in music so the scan feature is perfect, jumping to the next station after a few seconds until the perfect song comes on. With dozens and dozens of radio stations on